Knock knock jokes

Posted by Tim Luo on 2006/3/6 22:29:51

Knock knock jokes are quite popular in the United States and many people love them. The format of a knock knock joke usually goes like this.

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: <name>
B: <name> who?
A: <something similar in sound to that name> .....

For example,

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Nobel.
B: Nobel who?
A: (There's) No bell. That's why I knock-knocked.

The following are some more I get from the Net.

A: Knock Knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Repeat.
B: Repeat who?
A: Who Who Who!

A: Knock Knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Abe.
B: Abe who?
A: Abe C D E F G H...

A: Knock Knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Adore.
B: Adore who?
A: Adore (= A door) is between us open it up.

Hope you guys enjoy them.

Tim