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人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 上班 + 玩 (Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy) 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 (Pigs = eat + sleep) 代入: 人 = 猪 + 上班 + 玩 (hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy) 即: 人 - 玩 = 猪 + 上班 (i.e., Human – enjoy = Pigs + work) 结论: 不懂玩的人 = 会上班的猪 (in other words, Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = pigs that work) [II] 男人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 挣钱 (Men = eat + sleep + earn money) 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 (Pigs = eat + sleep) 男人 = 猪 + 挣钱 (hence, Men = Pigs + earn money) 猪 = 男人 - 挣钱 (If Men – earn money = Pigs) 所以男人不挣钱等于猪 (then, Men that don't earn money = Pigs) [III] 女人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 花钱 (Women = eat + sleep + spend money) 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 (Pigs = eat + sleep) 代入上式得: 女人 = 猪 + 花钱 (Hence, Women = Pigs + spend money) 移项得: 女人- 花钱= 猪 (If Women – spend money = Pigs) 结论: 女人不花钱的都是猪 (Women that don't spend money = Pigs) [综上]:- 男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱! (Men earn money to avoid women to become pigs!) 女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱! (Women spend money to help men not to become pigs!) 男人 + 女人 = 两头猪 (Men + Women = 2 Pigs) 祝天下的猪们快乐 Wish all the pigs to have a happy new year and lead a happy life ever after.
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Good point, Futari. What race of pigs do you belong to?
Posted on: 2007/2/17 14:02
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Interesting and special point.
But it seems a little unfair to men.
Posted on: 2007/2/17 18:31
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To sailormoon
Probably it's someone there claiming her fair gender rights through a joke. To Glotynn Glad someone has finally stood up and "roar" for us. From now on, I'm going to spend money lavishly. 
Posted on: 2007/2/17 22:50
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hahaha~~~interesting! I love it!
I will show this to my friends! Thanks, Futari!
Posted on: 2007/3/25 17:40
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Very interesting= =+
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