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Be Careful What You Say
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From Elinor.

Would You marry Again? - Priceless

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

Posted on: 2011/4/29 19:52
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I am not understand the chapter really want to say, does it want to say the wife seek the hurt by herself?

Posted on: 2011/6/18 14:19
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The man unintentionally reveals the fact that he has a mistress.

Tim

Posted on: 2011/6/19 10:17
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He spilled the beans.

Posted on: 2011/6/20 15:12
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