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School: A place where Papa pays and son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage ~ It is an agreement in which a man losses his bachelor degree and a woman gain her masters. Divorce ~ Future tense of marriage. Father ~ A banker provided by nature. Boss ~ Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Doctor ~ A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Politician ~ One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Office ~ A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn ~ The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Posted on: 2008/8/15 23:19
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