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The following is a classical joke. You got to have a punning mind to know why and it also shows punctuation is important.
Tim A panda walks into a cafe. The panda orders a sandwich, eats it and then fires a gun into the air. On his way out, he tosses a badly punctuated wildlife manual at the confused bartender and directs him to the entry marked "Panda." Whereupon the bartender reads: "Panda. Large black-and-white bearlike mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Posted on: 2006/4/15 20:18
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LOL~
The panda was performing what was written on the board: "eats, shoots, leaves" ← 用餐, 開槍, 走人. while in fact the cafe wrote an extra comma on the board which should have read: "eats shoots, leaves" ← 喜食嫩竹、樹葉.
Posted on: 2006/4/15 21:32
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i saw a film saying the panda has only two dreams,
one is to have a color photo . the other is to have a good sleep.
Posted on: 2006/4/20 21:28
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hello lucao:
Thank for providing the joke.  .You know after reading the joke you posted,I will be in a good mood all day.
Posted on: 2006/4/21 11:41
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