pigs vs pigs

Posted by futari on 2007/2/17 3:27:01

[I]
人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 上班 + 玩
(Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy)

猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉
(Pigs = eat + sleep)

代入: 人 = 猪 + 上班 + 玩
(hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy)

即: 人 - 玩 = 猪 + 上班
(i.e., Human – enjoy = Pigs + work)

结论: 不懂玩的人 = 会上班的猪
(in other words, Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = pigs that work)

[II]
男人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 挣钱
(Men = eat + sleep + earn money)
猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉
(Pigs = eat + sleep)

男人 = 猪 + 挣钱
(hence, Men = Pigs + earn money)

猪 = 男人 - 挣钱
(If Men – earn money = Pigs)

所以男人不挣钱等于猪
(then, Men that don't earn money = Pigs)

[III]
女人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 花钱
(Women = eat + sleep + spend money)

猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉
(Pigs = eat + sleep)

代入上式得:
女人 = 猪 + 花钱
(Hence, Women = Pigs + spend money)

移项得:
女人- 花钱= 猪
(If Women – spend money = Pigs)

结论: 女人不花钱的都是猪
(Women that don't spend money = Pigs)

[综上]:-
男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
(Men earn money to avoid women to become pigs!)

女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!
(Women spend money to help men not to become pigs!)

男人 + 女人 = 两头猪
(Men + Women = 2 Pigs)

祝天下的猪们快乐
Wish all the pigs to have a happy new year and lead a happy life ever after.