Re:Wedding march ( part one---月下老人 meets Jupiter)

Posted by 123 on 2006/7/18 9:25:03

Hello all:
Do you know what will happen when 月下老人 meets Jupiter? You can try to see the English Script then you may know what will happen.

Scene One


(Besides the road, a woman is waiting for the bus)
(The woman looks around, watching her watch, at this time each side goes out a man)

Peter: Gosh! What a beautiful woman she is!

John: Oh! She is exactly the style I like!!
(Stop, 月下老人 and Jupiter walk from both sides)

Jupiter: Hmm~. I smell the odor of love! I am…. The Love God~ Jupiter!!! Anyone who is shot by my “arrow” (lifting the arrow) will instantly fall in love~. HA! HA! HA! (Bow, aiming the arrow at Peter and the woman) (Stop)

月下老人: (Stroking his moustache) Ha~ Ha ~ Ha~. I am well known as 月下老人. As long as I tie two people with a red line, they will love each other forever~ Ha~ Ha ~ Ha ~. (like a cowboy uses a rope) (Just as Jupiter shoots the arrow, 月下老人 ties John and the woman together with a
red line)

Peter and John: (running to the woman) Oh~ my princess~!

The Woman: Oh! Two good men!! (She holds Peter with the left hand and holds John with the right hand) I want you both!! (Dragging both men to leave) (月下老人 and Jupiter look at each other surprisingly)

Jupiter: Why did you take over my job?

月下老人: So did you! Little boy, you need to learn a lot from me! Jupiter: I am “The Love God~ Jupiter ~.”

月下老人: What? Giordano? I have never heard that name before! Jupiter: It’s “Jupiter.” Now it’s youngsters’ era. You, the old man, can’t catch up with me.

月下老人: (smirking) Huh ~huh ~…. really? You little bloke. Why don’t we have a contest? Jupiter: What contest?

月下老人: Let’s do matchmaking separately. Come here after an hour. The one who matchmakes the most couples is the winner. The loser has to imitate monkey dancing.

Jupiter: No problem! You will regret for what you have said.

月下老人: Ha~ Ha ~ Ha~. Don’t judge it so early! See you an hour later! Bye-Bye! Giordano!

Jupiter: It’s “Jupiter!”
(The two exeunt the stage)

Scene Two

(Jessie is walking on the street. Henry follows. Jessie drops her handkerchief.)

Henry: Excuse me, lady. You dropped your handkerchief.

Jessie: (turning around) (cuts in the music) Oh! Thank you very much!

Henry: (grabbing his head) It’s no big deal. (The cat enters the stage)

Jessie: Don’t say that! Could I do anything in return?
(Henry grabs his head constantly) (Stop) (Jupiter enters the stage)

Jupiter: HA! HA! So early that I find a couple. I must let the old man do monkey dancing. (Jupiter bows. At the time the arrow shoots ……)

Jessie: Wow! Ten dollars! (Bending) (Meanwhile, the cat stands up to stretch )

The cat: Meow~. (The arrow shoots Henry and the cat)

Jupiter: (shocked) Too bad!
(Jessie stands up, but she finds out Henry doesn’t keep his eyes on her anymore. He is looking passionately at the cat. Henry slowly comes closely to the cat. Jessie
standbys,looking amazingly.) (Cuts in the romantic music)

Henry: (running to the cat, and holding it tightly) Oh~. You are the only company in my lifetime that I have always been looking for!!! The Cat: Meow~ Meow ~ Meow~.
(Jessie faints. Henry and the cat hug each other and exeunt.)

Jupiter: Oops! I screwed it up! It’s almost an hour.(Jupiter leaves the stage disappointedly)

Scene Three

(On the road)
(on the 月下老人’s side)
(Elma is walking on the road. A car zooms over, almost bumping Elma)