仔细看了看时间，我确定这就是传说中的 挖坟贴

From Elinor.

From Elinor.

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?", the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.   Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed this warning :  "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"     The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"   The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.. Be assured you are in my prayers."     The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"               The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."  So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . Alone.. .. .   That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.   The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it. It was a venomous snake whose tail was caught in the trap.   The snake bit the farmer's wife.  The farmer rushed her to the hospital.   When she returned home she still had a fever. Everyone knows you treat a feve with fresh chicken soup. So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient: But his wife's sickness continued. Friends and neighbors came to sit  with her around the clock.   To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.                   But, alas, the farmer's wife did not get well... She died.                    So many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them for the funeral luncheon.   And the mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.   So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and you think it doesn't concern you, remember --- When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.                    YOU MAY WANT TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT...            AND LET THEM KNOW HOW  IMPORTANT THEY ARE.     - REMEMBER -     EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY.     OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.              One of the best things to hold onto In this world is a FRIEND.       Live Healthy, Laugh Often, Love and Give a Lot , and God Bless,

To Elinor:

"良人"

http://cd.kdd.cc/D/4NB/
http://baike.baidu.com/view/186642.htm
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HTH

To 123:

"太座"
http://zh.wiktionary.org/zh-hant/%E5%A4%AA%E5%BA%A7
http://dictionary.sensagent.com/%E5%A6%BB%E5%AD%90/zh-zh/
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HTH

To Elinor:

"良し"
= good; nice; pleasant; okay; alright
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HTH

On a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church.

After sweating for a few hours in those black robes, they decided to take off all their clothes and paint naked.

An hour later, someone knocked on the door of the church.

"Who is it?" they called out.
"I'm the blind man," came the reply.

The nuns decided to let him in since he wouldn't be able to see them. They opened the door and led him to the room that they were painting and were surprised to see the man walking around the room with no difficulty.

"Okay, sisters," he said,
"Where do you want the blinds?"

Quote:

什么是挖坟帖
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/28688625

台灣用語 "爬文" 較文明些

我學到兩個新詞了："挖坟贴" 和 "爬文"

Futari,

Thank you!!