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Here are two puns I got from the Net. Do you know why they are so? Those who can get it easily, please refrain from letting the cat out of the bag too soon.

1. What do Eskimos get when sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.


2. What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.


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Tim, I don't get it. Would you please give us some hints? Thank you.

Posted on: 2007/6/15 21:24
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For No 1, think of hemorrhoids.

For No 2, check all the meanings of "cell" and you might find one that is related to "jail".

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Posted on: 2007/6/15 21:37
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Tim, thanks a lot.

For No 1, I'm still thinking...
For No 2, I understand what you meant.

Posted on: 2007/6/15 22:23
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Think of polar + hemorrhoids to get No 1.

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Posted on: 2007/6/16 23:00
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Many thanks, Tim. I got it.

Posted on: 2007/6/17 10:19
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