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http://www.humor911.se/art.aspx?artID=1038 http://www.humor911.se/pub/articles/audio/1038.mp3 The Italian man who went to Malta One a day I´m gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast." She brings me only one piece. I tell her: "I wanna two piece." She says: "Go to the toilet." I say: "You don´t understand? I wanna two piece in my plate." She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!" I don´t even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch. Later. I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork." She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck." I tell her: "You don´t understand? I wanna the fork at the table." She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!" So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet." He tell me: "To go to the toilet." I say: "You don´t understand? I wanna sheet on a bed." He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch." I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!" I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch." I´m gonna back to Italia.
Posted on: 2006/5/25 16:01
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