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出生日期：1978年6月19日

出生地點：廚房

出生時體重：5磅6安士 (至今還是最重的紀錄)

現時體重：每日都有上升趨勢

特徵：14雙腳趾、6條貓鬚和 1個紅鼻子

花名：大食懶

喜愛的運動：睡覺

最喜歡的人物：自己

知己：卜姬 pooky

最好的朋友：鏡子

喜愛食品：闊條麵

最討厭的日子：星期一

原動力：饑餓

最喜愛的藏身地點：曲奇餅罐

女朋友：阿蓮

嗜好：食和睡

最喜愛的飲品：咖啡

最喜愛的狗：熱狗

除睡覺外最喜歡的運動：整蠱阿的

Fat Cat Profile

Born: June 19, 1978

Place of birth: Mama Leone’s kitchen

Weight at birth: 5 lbs., 6 oz.

Current weight: Perfect: “I’m the perfect shape for my weight.”

Favorite sport: A brisk nap

Confidant: Pooky, his teddy bear

Best friend: His mirror

Favorite food: Lasagna

Favorite hiding place: The cookie jar

Playmate: Odie: “Dogs are nature’s way

of telling us we could be worse off.”

Hobbies: Eating and sleeping:

“There may be more to life, but I hope not.”

Favorite drink: Coffee

“Strong enough to sit up and bark.”

Favorite quote:

“I’d like mornings better if they started later.”

Favorite trait: Laziness:

“Some call it laziness. I call it deep thought.”

Favorite exercise:

Prefers “lay-downs” to sit-ups.

Dislikes: Spiders, The mailman

Diets: “Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘t’.”

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