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中國方言一個比一個厲害
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中國方言一個比一個厲害

例:某甲在樓上窗台看見熟識的某乙路過而忽然停止不前。

假設現在倆人是以上海話對談...五個字
除了他們自己,沒幾個人聽得懂...

甲:啥個人在樓下?
乙:阿拉在割裡 !
甲:濃做啥個日踢?
乙:阿拉在砸蟋!


假設現在倆人是以國語對談...四個字

甲:誰在下面?
乙:我在這裡!
甲:你在幹嗎?
乙:我在小便!


假設現在倆人是以台灣話對談...簡單多了,才三個字

甲:蝦咪郎?
乙:喜哇啦!
甲:沖啥咪?
乙:棒溜啦!


假設現在倆人是以四川話對談...兩個字ㄟ

甲:喇國?
乙:使握!
甲:做啥?
乙:潦瞭!


假設現在倆人是以山東話對談...超酷!才一個字

甲:誰?
乙:俺!
甲:啥?
乙:尿 !

Posted on: 2011/5/15 20:09
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