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Am I A Dog
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Am I a dog? I was told recently that I have changed. have I become a dog? Well maybe but my friends say I am a good Dino dog... ha ha


HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.



HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is !!!)

Posted on: 2006/8/16 14:39
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Re: Am I A Dog
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Uncle is becoming a dog......I dont think so.....lol

Posted on: 2006/8/16 16:05
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Re: Am I A Dog
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ha ha i dont think so either.... wof wof... bark bark.....

Posted on: 2006/8/16 16:17
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