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Filed under: Generalben | 3/14/2007 @ 12:23 pm (Views: 1996)

a wife wants a sport car for her birthday . she doesn’t want to say it out which may make she like a greedy women .neither will she like to stay silent because she is afraid that her husband get her the wrong thing. when her birthday is coming up , she decides to give her husband a hint.

she told her husband to get her a gift that will”go from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds”

when her brithday arrive.her husaband give her a nicely wrapped box.husband tell her that he had  given it some careful thoughts . and finally figured out what may go from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds. the wife thought that the key of the car must be in the box and she can’t wait to open it when she open the box ,she find a scale(體重計)in it!!

husband said.”see it goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds when you stand on it!!

3 Comments

  1. Comment by 123:

    Ben, where is the joke?

  2. Comment by juno:

    the joke is there is no joke.

  3. Comment by 123:

    i can see the joke now. thank you .  hahaha It is  an interesting joke.

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