General  

Recipe, Baked BigCucumber + Tomato Sunday, Dec 6 2009 

Ingredients:

Big cucumber*1,

Tomato*4

Onion*1,

Garlic* 1 clove,

Olive oil* 1 table spoon;

Parmesan cheese powder*2 table spoon,

Seasonings:
Thyme, Nutmeg powder, Basil, salt, pepper * flavor to your taste

1.     Peel, cut lengthwise and slice the cucumber.  Slice the tomatoes also,
2.     Fry the onion and the garlic in the oil, add in salt and pepper for the flavor
3.     Use an baking pan, spread the fried onion at the bottom, put down the tomato and cucumber slices, top with the seasonings(spicies, cheese posder, salt and peper),
4.         Preheat oven to 190℃, bake 25~30minutes or till the cucumber become tender.

You can try this recipe on other squashes/melons, give it a try and tell me what you get J
材料:

1條大黃瓜、4顆蕃茄、1個洋蔥、1瓣蒜頭、橄欖油1大匙、帕馬森起司粉2大匙、百里香、荳蔻粉、羅勒、鹽及胡椒適量
作法:
1.      將大黃瓜削皮去籽剖成二半後切薄片,蕃茄也切薄片備用。
2.      用油炒洋蔥及蒜頭,加入鹽及胡椒調味。
3.      以一個可以烤的淺盤,先舖上炒好的洋蔥作底,再舖上蕃茄及大黃瓜片,均勻地灑上述香料、起司粉、鹽及胡椒。
4.      將烤箱預熱至190度,烤25~30分鐘,即可輕鬆上桌。
以上的香料用的全是乾的,在一般的超級市場都可以買得到,至於大黃瓜及蕃茄切的厚度,會影響到烤的時間,所以要稍微留意一下。這道菜吃得出洋蔥的甜味、蕃茄的略酸、起司粉和香料的淡淡的香味,我們家裡的小朋友也很喜歡。其實以同樣的作法,有許多瓜果類的蔬菜,也可以這樣來作。

多吃蔬菜 有益健康!

God Pinged Me … (I have this Chat with Christ) Wednesday, Apr 23 2008 

God Pinged Me …
 
 This is an excellent conversation between the ‘God’ and the unknown ‘Me’.
 I don’t know as to who has been the composer of such a conversation; but
 has definitely put-in good amount of thought process into it. I believe
 those who don’t believe in God, may also find it worth reading once.
 
 God : Hello. Did you call me?
 Me: Called you? No.. Who is this ?
 
 God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.
 Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in
 the midst of something.
 
 God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.
 Me: Don’t know. But I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s
 rush hour all the time.
 
 God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results.
 Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.
 Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not
 expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.
 
 God : Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some
 clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are
 comfortable with.
 
 
 Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
 God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it
 complicated.
 
 Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
 God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.You are
 worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That’s
 why you are not happy.
 
 Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
 God : Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.
 
 Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty. .
 God : Pain is inevitable able, but suffering is optional.
 
 Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
 God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified
 without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that
 experience their life become better not bitter.
 
 Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
 God : Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the
 test first and the lessons afterwards.
 
 Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can’t we be free
 from problems?
 God : Problems are Purposeful R oadblocks Offering B eneficial Lessons
 (to) E nhance Mental S trength. Inner strength comes from struggle and
 endurance, not when you are free from problems.
 
 Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don’t know where we are
 heading..
 God : If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look
 inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes
 provide sight. Heart provides insight.
 
 Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the
 right direction. What should I do?
 God : Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure
 as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing
 you road ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.
 
 
 Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
 God : Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to
 go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
 
 Me: What surprises you about people?
 God : When they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never
 ask “Why me”. Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to
 be on the side of the truth.
 
 Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can’t get the answer.
 God : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be.
 Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not
 a process of discovery but a process of creation.
 
 Me: How can I get the best out of life?
 God : Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
 Prepare for the future without fear.
 
 Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
 God : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.
 
 Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat.
 God : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don’t believe your doubts
 and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to
 resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live. “Life is not
 measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that took our
 breath away!

the footprints in the sand. Sunday, Apr 13 2008 

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.


When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.


He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.


He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.


This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:


“LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you’d walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don’t understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me.”

The LORD replied:


“My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you.”

written by Mary Stevenson

沙灘上的腳印  

有一天晚上﹐我作了一個夢。在夢中﹐我和主正在沙灘上同行。這時天空浮現了我一生所渡過的光景﹐當每一幕景出現時﹐我都看到沙灘上有兩行腳印﹐一行是我的﹐一行是主的。

當人生的最後一幕出現在我眼前時﹐我回顧沙灘上的腳印﹐我赫然發現在我人生中有許多時刻﹐沙灘上竟只有一行腳印﹐而那正是我最低潮﹑最哀傷的時刻。

我問主說:「主啊﹐當我決定跟隨你的時候﹐你不是應許我﹐你要一路與我同行嗎﹖ 可是我發現﹐在我人生最難過的時刻﹐沙灘上竟然只有一行腳印。我不明白﹐為何在我最需要你的時候﹐你竟會離我遠去﹖」

主回答我說:「我親愛的孩子﹐在你受試煉的時刻﹐我從未離開過你﹐你是所看見的那一行腳印﹐正是我抱著你走過。」

“Building a better democracy” Thursday, Feb 7 2008 

While browsing around this morning, I came across this blog, considering the knowledge of politics is a must for any one who is living in a democratic community, I post the link here for whosoeve considering a democray is a must and desiring a better way to execute it.

 

http://blog.taiwan-guide.org/2008/01/improving-democracy-electoral-reform/#comment-83509

 

Cheers,

 

Self defence Sunday, Sep 16 2007 

Something useful.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one’s life.
Crucial
Because of recent abductions

in daylight hours,refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation…
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,
everyone you know.
After reading these
9 crucial tips ,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.

1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow
is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it,
do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide
in New Orleans
If a robber asks
for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM

Toss it away from you….
chances are
that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse
than you,
and he will go
for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown
into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights
and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won’t see you,
but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency
to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc.,
and just sit (doing their checkbook,
or making a list, etc.

DON’T DO THIS!)

The predator
will be watching you,
and this is the perfect opportunity
for him to get in
on the passenger side,
put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything,
wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is
in the back seat
they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them
find your body
in a remote location.

5 A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:

A.)
Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,

at the passenger side floor
,
and in the back seat

B..)
If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door .
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting
to get into their cars.

C..)
Look at the car
parked on the driver’s side

of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.
If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work,
and get a guard/policeman
to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS
take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places
to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you
(a running target)
4 in 100 times;
And even then,
it most likely
WILL NOT
be a vital organ.
RUN,
Preferably !
in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women,
we are always trying

to be sympathetic:
STOP
!
It may get you raped,
or killed.
Ted Bundy,
the serial killer,

was a good-looking,
well educated man,
who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies
of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,
or a limp,
and often asked
“for help”
into his vehicle
or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.

I’d like you
to forward this
to all the women you know.
It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed
by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys,
if you love your mothers,
wives,
sisters,
daughters, etc.,
you may want to
pass it onto them, as well.

Send this
to any woman you know
that may need
to be reminded
that the world we live in
has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe
than sorry.

 



Real people. Real questions. Real answers. Share what you know.

未來的挑戰 (Did you know?) Wednesday, Jun 27 2007 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWTLA8WecI

http://blogs.myoops.org/lucifer.php/2007/04/04/p54

文章詳細資料: 我們的未來?

我們的未來?

你知道嗎?

請先看完這段影片吧!

20070422補充!
影片下載連結:

請各位多多利用!
http://www.myoops.org/twocw/NR/independent/20070420-01/didyouknow.wmv

20070425補充:
原作者的原文網頁:Karl Fisch’s fish bowl

2006年,位在科羅拉多州的一所默默無聞的公立高中Arapahoe剛結束暑假;新學期開始的時候,校長請該校科技中心的負責人Karl Fisch為老師們解說一下目前教育界的技術發展和趨勢。正好Arapahoe高中獲得了一筆基金會的贊助,幫學校換了兩百多台的電腦,於是Karl就決定以讓老師瞭解未來趨勢的角度來製作一套投影片,希望他們可以知道自己面對的是什麼樣的挑戰,並且進而能夠讓高中生們面對這樣的改變。Karl從書籍、網路、政府資料中整理出了一些數據,並且用淺顯易懂的比喻加入投影片中。(這些數據來自於「世界是平的」作者、教育界的知名人士、美國前教育部長、美國勞工部、麻省理工學院等等……)

在做好影片,配上音樂之後,他把這個影片取名為「Did you know?」;在校內老師面前第一次播放的時候,他還覺得忐忑不安,但幸好底下老師的反應很不錯,讓他覺得這影片似乎達成了他想要傳達的效果。

不過,他錯了。這達成的效果比他想像的還要大。

過了幾天之後,他把這段投影片放到自己的Blog上面供大家觀看。

立即有來自各地的使用者對這投影片感興趣,要求授權讓他們使用在不同的地方。熱心的使用者將檔案改編,重整,上傳到Youtube上和提供各種不同的格式。其他人則是轉寄、上課時播放給自己的學生看,研討會時拿來作引言……

到了現在,這個影片光是在Youtube上就有超過十種版本,將近兩千人把它加為最愛,三百多則對這個內容感到震撼的留言,全部瀏覽人次超過五十萬人以上。(這還不包括在網路以外的地方觀看的人數)

而我看到這影片的時候是在美國休士頓的Rice大學,現場聚集了全美知名學府的研究者,還有許多來自世界各地的學術界人士;掌握上億美金基金會教育經費的計畫負責人在會議一開始的時候一句話也不說的直接開始播放這個影片。

我們必須教導現在的學生,畢業後投入目前還不存在的工作…
使用根本還沒發明的科技…
解決我們從未想像過的問題。

影片播放完之後,現場一片寂靜,而她繼續接道:「轉變,正在發生。各位,我們所推廣的開放教育就是在為了這個趨勢作準備……」

當天,我就把這個影片重新翻譯成中文,請台灣的義工進行轉檔和影片製作,傳上了Youtube。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj9Wt9G–JY

(來看看吧!)

這個影片之所以讓人感到震撼,並不是因為它使用了華麗的特效或擁有超級大明星的陣容。它的震撼之處在於其中所引述的都是事實。它讓現在是世界第一強國的美國中教育界的佼佼者感到震撼,更讓環境、資源遠遜於美國的我感到震撼,我更覺得「我們」(父母、師長、教育家、政策決定者、立法行政官員)都應該一樣感到震撼。

美國前教育部長Richard Riley認為…
2010年最迫切需要的十種工作,在2004年時根本不存在。

因為這世界演變的快速已經遠超過我們的想像,我們本來應該要引導、協助新的世代面對這個劇烈變動的世局。但我們武器配備落後、訓練薄弱,更有各種各樣的強大的敵人虎視眈眈……我們和這些新的世代真的做好準備了嗎?

任天堂光是在2002年就投資一億四千萬美金進行研發。
美國聯邦政府花在教育研發上的經費還不到一半。

確實,驚天動地,以十倍速爆炸成長的事件正在發生。傳統的學習與教育系統都面對了最嚴苛的挑戰,對企業的忠誠度降低、對科技的依賴度增加,科技的進步又讓不會使用科技的人更加弱勢和絕望……

根據估計,《紐約時報》一週所包含的資訊量…
比十八世紀一個人一生可能接觸到的資訊量還要多。

這是一段真實的故事:紐約時報在2007年4月2號的科技版用不小的篇幅報導了我們進行的開放式課程翻譯計畫。而這個記者是在Youtube上面看到台灣一家虛擬媒體製作公司對我們訪談的影片,因此而對我產生興趣,這才找上我的。

隨即,新聞登出第二天我收到一封請求我幫忙的信件,寄信者是在看到報導之後在網路上找到我的Email而寄信過來請我幫忙翻譯麻省理工的一個網路廣告相關計畫。

這個人叫做Andreas Ramos,他是矽谷一家新創公司Position2的執行長。這家公司的工作是網路廣告代理搜尋最佳化。(聽起來很繞口對吧!)他的工作是把客戶所購買的搜尋引擎廣告效果最佳化。Google贊助了麻省理工價值四十五萬美金的網路廣告,但關鍵字和必須由他們自行管理。所以,麻省理工找上了Andreas Ramos,而他額外替麻省理工編寫了48,548個額外的關鍵字,並且透過演算法和網路行銷的技巧進行全球化的推廣。

結果呢?這些廣告每天的點閱次數從52次增加到17,650次,每次點閱所花費的廣告費用降為十分之一……

這個故事完全是真實的,但不過三到四年前,這裡面的技術、工作和機會,幾乎是完全不存在的。

所以,如果你的孩子不想當醫生、不想當太空人,而告訴你他們想要當網路廣告搜尋最佳化工程師的時候,你該怎麼辦?

對於這樣劇烈的跳躍和變化,我認為,知識的自由分享和創意是最重要的解決方案。(也因此我才要投入自己的時間和金錢進行開放式課程的推廣與分享)

唯有知識可以自由分享,人類才能夠創造出更多的知識,解決更多的問題,作出更正確的選擇。想想看,如果這個社會上的階級區分成「有錢」接受教育和「沒錢」接受教育這兩種;這還有什麼平等可言?

唯有跳躍性思考的創意才能夠迎接十倍速變化的世界。孩子們擁有結合包容和遠見的創意,才能看穿下一個世代的循環。線性按部就班的思考模式已經趕不上整個世界局勢的變化,唯有跳躍、不受傳統規則束縛、激烈變革,直接得出結論的創意訓練才能夠及時提出解決方案。

在中國,智商排名前四分之一的人…
比北美洲的總人口還要多。
對全世界老師的意義:他們的優秀學生,比我們所有的學生還要多。

這些驚天動地的轉變正在發生,你已經知道了,然後呢?

(本文歡迎隨處轉貼、轉寄,僅需註明出處和作者即可)

引用(trackback)這篇文章的網址為:

http://blogs.myoops.org/htsrv/trackback.php/54

你我他都能做到的抗暖化錦囊 Tuesday, Jun 19 2007 

Global warming has been such a big problem for you and for me and for every one living in this world today and future, forget about the government, they can do nothing but collect tax and dig the road.

請從每一個我開始,並鼓勵您的所有親友一起投入抗暖化行動吧!

你我他都能做到的抗暖化錦囊聯合國統計司資料,全球二氧化碳 10大元兇依序為美國、中國、俄羅斯、印度、日本、德國、加拿大和英國、南韓、義大利。

以排放總量排名,台灣居第 22位,但以人均排放量計,台灣高居全球第3名(11.9 公噸或12公噸),僅次於美國(19.9公噸)和澳洲( 19.4公噸)。
這不是台灣驕傲,而是全球危機。

在氣候變遷下的未來,預測 2050年左右,阿爾卑斯山上的滑雪聖地有70﹪不再有雪可滑 ;

世界最大的珊瑚族群大堡礁,可能在 2100 年之前消失,同時間台灣包括台北盆地內的台北車站、國父紀念館,甚至101 大樓 4樓將完全淹沒,而中國北京將被沙塵暴掩埋。

抗暖,是人類的第三次世界大戰,你我他都不能幸免!以下抗暖化錦囊由國家地理頻道提供,請從當下開始力行吧!

一、 下班電腦關機,一台電腦持續開一整晚,消耗的能源可列印一萬張資料。

二、 每使用一公升汽油,會產生 2.4公斤二氧化碳。而撘乘大眾運輸系統使用的燃料,每 1.6公里只有汽車消耗量一半左右。

三、 隨時保持輪胎在充氣狀態,能減少 6﹪汽油消耗。定期保養引擎,能減少 15 ﹪至50 ﹪汽油消耗。

四、 手機充好電,立刻拔掉充電器插頭,只要全球 10﹪行動電話使用者做到,省下的能源,相當於 6萬戶歐洲家庭耗電量。

五、 每天煮東西加鍋蓋,所需要的能源消耗量能減少多達 90﹪。

六、 只要回收一公噸重的紙,就能節約:17 棵樹; 2桶油;足以供應一戶人家 5個月所需的電力;或減少 25公斤的空氣污染。

法國剛選出來的新科總統 薩科奇 的競選演講 – Tuesday, Jun 19 2007 

This newly arrived mail brings out some thoughts —-

~~剛選出來的新科總統薩科齊,獲得53%剛過半的老法支持,姑且不論他毀譽參半的政
治手腕如何,如今的競選宣言,卻是真的感人!如果把這篇競選宣言中的「法國」兩個字,換成「台灣」,讀完全文,感覺應當不差!
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薩科奇的競選演講:
今天,讓我們談談誰是法國人。

我們成為法國人,不光因為我們生在法國,更因為我們選擇留在法國。

我父親是匈牙利移民、外祖父是希臘移民,很榮幸今天可以站在這與各位以兄弟相
稱。

因為諸位跟我父兄一樣,離開了自己生長的地方,遠離了珍貴的童年、記憶、初
戀,遠道而來追尋更美好的未來。

因為「成為」法國人追尋的不僅是身分,更是情感上義無反顧的抉擇,需要自我克
服、參與、愛護法國不變的心意。

我們「選擇」成為法國人,因為我們愛法國人、敬愛法國。法國是我們共同居住的大
家庭,我們有共同記憶、理念、個性,喜歡彼此的優點、包容彼此的缺點。我們需要
尊重彼此的習性、共? 伄鴾隤瑣v,開創我們共同的記憶。

國家認同不需抹滅記憶

這不是要求我們忘記各自的過去、抹滅我們對故鄉的記憶。 成為法國人,不需建立在
每個人都拋棄自己的過去,更不是建立在抹滅個人良知上。而是建立在個人以國家認
同為基礎的自我認同上。成為法國人,是希望多元的參與能一加一大於一,而非小於
一。

對法國這個大家庭來說,我們希望每個人的加入,都能讓她變得更豐盛。

今天法國的面貌,跟五十年、一百年、二百年前,都有了很大的不同。

法國也從未刻意要隱藏自己歷史的進程,因為我們從來就不是由單一家族、民族或種
族組成,而是由志願選擇共同生活的一群人組成。 法國是一種理念,是一群有不同歷
史背景、記憶、經驗、生活、夢想的人,共同經營的理想國度。

我希望跟諸位共有的法國,不是被囚禁在過去歷史、傳統中的法國,而是不斷更
新、與時俱進、每個人都能發揮貢獻的法國。

今天的法國,有各種不同的顏色、宗教,是多元歷史、文化、記憶的結合。今天的法
國,是由各種不同元素組成的多元混合體。

今天,法國開始質疑自己、質疑我們的價值、我們在世界的角色、夢想、團結。這些
懷疑,需要靠我們每個人進一步的思考,因為, 未來的法國,是我們共同想望的共
業,需要我們的參與、承諾。

民主共和需要彼此了解、尊重彼此的獨立。更要每個人都覺得公平正義:每個人都有
努力追求財富的自由,儘管出身低、卻有向上流動的能力。

法國強調人道主義,但有時,這種人道措施卻犧牲了公平正義。未來的法國應更強調
公平正義,讓孩子都可受教育、貧病可受照顧、老弱可獨立生活、工作者受到尊
敬。更重要的是,國家應承認工作才是擁有財富的正途、財富是工作努力的象徵。

這樣,才是個理性、進步的國家。這樣,才是對不同背景、想法的人公平的做法。

讓我們努力為機會平等打拚,讓我們努力為弭平貧富差距打拚。未來的補助除了針對
區域、房地產,更應針對個人。以往協助地方振興的做法當然不錯,但未來針對有需
要的個人提供補助也是必須。雖然成本較高,但比大規模社會救濟便宜,而且公平。

讓我們為學校教育改革打拚,因為學校教育才是推動社會階層流動、改善貧富差距的
基礎,也是父母有能力改善的地方。

若未來法國年輕人受限於所學、所思,被圈梏在單一語言、思維中,而無法跟世界上
其他人 溝通、交換、共同達成夢想,那真是很危險的事。

讓我們為卓越的學校教育打拚。好的學校教育可以釋放下一代法國人的才能、企圖
心,也才是推動社會階層流動、走出種族藩籬的正途。教會孩子為平等的工作機會打
拚,這才是贏取尊嚴、尊重的正途。

這是過去法國為我的家族、我個人做過的事,也希望未來法國可以為你們、你們的下
一代做同樣的事。但若你什麼都不想要,你就什麼都不會有。

你的未來掌握在你自己手裡。

在這裡,我想跟諸位承諾:希望未來到法國來移民的小男孩、小女孩們,真的會覺得
法國是世上最美好的國家。

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Some Definitions Monday, Mar 26 2007 

Few Definitions

School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.Life Insurance:   A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of
either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:   A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when dead